Since everyone feels inspired to wake from their post-election nightmare hangover with predictions about the 2008 election, here is mine:
Republicans will change the constitution to allow Arnold to run even though he is foreign-born.
Arnold will make a movie called "President's Day" where he plays a president that is kidnapped by Al Quaida, and taken to their mountain lair. He escapes, and uses their own weapons and explosives to destroy their entire leadership. He also steals a list of their worldwide operatives, setting up the sequel, "President's Day 2: Blood Summit". The movie co-stars Cheech Marin as Osama Bin Laden. The Republicans plan to use the movie as a campaign ad in the 2008 elections, but liberal Hollywood seeks to outdo them.
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Liberal Hollywood directors and producers like Rob Reiner make a series of other movies starring, in order, Denzel Washington, Martin Sheen, Robert Redford, and Barbara Streisand as the president. In their movies, they each accomplish a range of tasks like providing universal health insurance, reducing the deficit, and smuggling prescription drugs from Canada. These mega-stars run for the Democratic presidential nomination against Hillary Clinton during the primaries.
Though they all beat her soundly, Robert Redford wins the nomination for his role in "Eagles Soar", a movie about a president who saves the Earth from global warming by inspiring a talented but troubled elementary school student to invent an ozone-creating hairspray during his volunteer hours at an inner-city school.
The movie critics all agree that Eagles Soar is a much better movie than President's Day, even though President's Day made nearly three times as much money. The election is not close, as Arnold beats Redford in a landslide following his campaign promise to remain in character for the entire four year term. It does however usher in a new era in politics, where candidates are actors who release a movie wherein they play the president in lieu of campaigning. The winner plays his winning presidential role for four years. This trend continues until our planet is finally conquered by the Ko Dann Armada in the year 2137.